A so-so shave is probably better than a "dark and stormy" shave, Michael?
I remember you don't like the creams too much and was surprised to see the Violet's appearance. What is your issue with creams? - I mean, not slick enough, no cushion, etc?
I think I like (some) soaps' performance better than that of any creams I have, but I like the variety and scents of my creams and seem to use them as much as soaps...
Cheers
Ivo