As I'm sure you're well aware, you should never abort above V1; you were well past V1 after you bought your first razor!
(and you thought the meaning of your user name would go un-noticed...
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I'm certainly no Honemeister, but I'd be happy to hone up your blades for you.
I'm sure after buying four razors the last thing you want to do is spend more money, but a strop would definitely help get ya going, and spending 17 bucks on a mug/soap combination of Tabac would really help you get the most out of your straights. The Tabac would even serve you well should you decide that straight razors aren't for you; it's a fine shaving soap that most guys would use over any canned creams around. Although that would also require buying a brush...
Seriously, though, you'll find a ton of guys around here that'll do whatever we can to get you going.