[dennisthemenace]

International Talk Like a Pirate Day begins at midnight tonight!
So Avast ye Lubbers! And be ye talkin' like pirates or I be keelhaulin' the scurvy lot of ye! Shiver me timbers! Arrrrrrr!!!!!

[Bill S]

If you are going to post on ITLAP Day you will need a Pirate keyboard like this;

[rastewart]

Arr, that be a fine keyboard. Yer can operate it with a hook an' all.

~~Red Jack Read

All a seagoin' swab needs ta know about International Talk Like a Pirate Day

[sidneykidney]

Arrrgh- Me Ole' Pirate ship is for sale - Straight Razor Place Classifieds

Arrgh!

[nun2sharp]

It looks like the starter set! Hopefully youve moved onward and upward!

[sicboater]

TAKE WHAT YE CAN!
GIVE NOTHIN' BACK!

Mind you haul your share on the braces lest ye feel the sting of my Duckfoot!:

[hoglahoo]

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while.
What happened? You look terrible.'

'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'

Bartender: 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'

Pirate: 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'

Bartender: 'Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?

Pirate: 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight.

Me hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really.'

Bartender: 'What about that eye patch?'

Pirate: 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over.

I looked up and one of them **** in me eye.'

'You're kidding,' said the bartender, 'you lost an eye just from bird ****.'

Pirate: 'It was me first day with the hook.'

[timberrr59]

If you want to learn how pirate talk sounds, view the movie TREASURE ISLAND. There are several makes of them. Check IMDB on the Internet for details. The best one I have seen is the one with Charlton Heston with Christian Bale. Heston plays Long John Silver. The 1950's version with Robert Newton in the part is very good also. Aye, it is fun for Sept 19 every year as ever was. Keep a weather eye out for it and mark the chart with an X. Arrrgh, look lively now! Set the course and cast off. Fair winds and following seas for you and the entire crew. Turn to and make sail. To be sure, X marks the spot!

[30Cal]

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ETA: nevermind. They took it away.