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09-23-2008, 03:02 AM
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A gentlemans accoutrement?
I wasn't sure where to post this, I did consider the brushes forum but thought here may be more appropriate.
Please take a look at the following
The Gentleman's Cleaning Brush | Male Hygiene.
I was wondering what peoples opinion of that particular product was, soap and water does fine for me, but then I am of the Hebrew persuasion. I've never heard the like!! gentlemen, your opinions please |
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09-23-2008, 03:17 AM
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Hmmmm...for the man who has everything.....not sure if it would be an appreciated gift or not....would make Christmas morning interesting, though. 
Soap and water here as well...hand-held shower (got hooked on them while living in Europe).
Apparently there is enough of a "problem" to warrant the development of a product.
Eeek.
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09-23-2008, 03:25 AM
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I use a dremel roto-tool with the wire brush attachment. But I guess this little girly brush would be OK if you are just coming into your manhood.
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09-23-2008, 03:59 AM
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I use a dremel roto-tool with the wire brush attachment. But I guess this little girly brush would be OK if you are just coming into your manhood.
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Is that all? I like to sidle up to my bench grinder with a wire disk. It has a nice sub-dermal exfoliating factor that I find particularly nice. 
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09-23-2008, 04:04 AM
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It should come with a comb to groom and part the hair, maybe some pomade.
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09-23-2008, 06:31 AM
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"This can often be an area that is overlooked."
This is not a problem that I've ever come across while showering. If you're overlooking your goods, hygiene might be the least of your problems. 
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09-23-2008, 06:46 AM
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"This can often be an area that is overlooked."
This is not a problem that I've ever come across while showering. If you're overlooking your goods, hygiene might be the least of your problems. |
Other problems indeed! Like rusty tweezers.......
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09-23-2008, 06:47 AM
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Originally Posted by nun2sharp
It should come with a comb to groom and part the hair, maybe some pomade.
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Pomade? Nah...go all the way...dreadlocks!
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09-23-2008, 01:58 PM
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maybe I'm just stupid, but what the hell could you do with a brush that you couldn't with a washrag? myself, I use a plastic mesh scrubbie (no idea what the official term for these is) and I clean my junk the same way I clean the rest of my body.
I'm thoroughly perplexed as to why anyone would need a special brush.
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09-23-2008, 02:55 PM
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... and I clean my junk the same way I clean the rest of my body.
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Me too. With a heavy dose of turpintine and white vinegar. I call it Turpinegar. It also makes a first rate salad/sandwich dressing.
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09-23-2008, 08:44 PM
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I think that article needed a more in depth interview with Caroline! Sounds like quite the gal!
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09-23-2008, 08:53 PM
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Hmmm...I wonder if using hair from that instead of my hairbrush would improve my HHT.
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09-23-2008, 09:10 PM
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I think maybe that's part of the "Homeless Man Makeover Kit"
If your at the point you need a special tool to clean yourself there then you might wana get a tetanus or penicillin shot as well
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09-23-2008, 09:37 PM
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Why not simply REMOVE! the problem?
WARNING !!! ABOVE LINK NOT SAFE FOR WORK NOR LIKELY YOUR SANITY! CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK!
SERIOUSLY!
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09-23-2008, 09:47 PM
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Quote:
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Why not simply REMOVE! the problem?
WARNING !!! ABOVE LINK NOT SAFE FOR WORK NOR LIKELY YOUR SANITY! CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK!
SERIOUSLY!
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WOW, that is very disturbing to say the least. Why would someone willingly dismember their goods?
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09-23-2008, 10:11 PM
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Quote:
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Why not simply REMOVE! the problem?
WARNING !!! ABOVE LINK NOT SAFE FOR WORK NOR LIKELY YOUR SANITY! CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK!
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WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! HOLY #&*$^&%#($#&$%#)&% WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
And X, why do you know about this????????
Matt
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09-23-2008, 10:23 PM
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Oh gawd, I think I'm going to barf.
That is gnarly!
Say, this wasn't the German guy reported in the papers a while back who cooked and ate his own Peter is it? Matt -- there's the answer to your question. He had the munchies. |
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09-24-2008, 12:14 AM
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Wait, wait, wait... You guys actually CLEAN it?!?!
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09-24-2008, 01:16 AM
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I got that disturbing file from an anti-circumcision thread on another forum. It comes from an extreme body modification site, you know where people pierce and tattoo themselves in extreme manners.
Predictably, this horror wedged itself in my mind and wouldn't quit. "Why"? is just one question and the only answer I can come up with which makes any sense is that buddy had a serious premature ejaculation problem which he felt would be improved by such a move. Either that or he really hates himself. Other questions are, "He's married"?(see the ring), "what does his wife think"? "is he still married"? "would he take it back"? "who took the pictures"? ...
still ... puzzles the brain a little at least.
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09-24-2008, 01:34 AM
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Make them in XL size, and I predict they'll sell tons.
j
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