[Spike J]

Well the girls say that they have bad hair days. Why can we not have Bad Shave Days? I have been improving my shaves a lot recently. Blood loss had, I thought, become an occasional problem. Then this morning, I was in far too much of a rush. I had a load to do before a college interview. Let us say it was a bloodbath .

I took a snap when I returned from my successful interview & the bleeding had stopped. Please feel free to take the mick all you like

On the other hand you can share your disasters too...

[BigBubba]

Bummer. I'm lucky not to have had a shave like that (yet?).

Did you use a styptic pencil or alum block on those cuts?

[Spike J]

Alum block. Repeatedly

[nun2sharp]

Dear spike, have you tried shaving while sober?

[Spike J]

Originally Posted by nun2sharp

Dear spike, have you tried shaving while sober?

Damn! Why did I not think of that? I did have quite bad shakes first thing. I thought that they had finished. The picture gives the lie to that

[Antares]

Hey Spike!

That does not look that bad at all. I mean, your head is still there
I'm just a beginner, but after my, well let's say 5th shave, I felt 10 feet tall and bulletproof. That resulted in a partially loss of my little beard at the chin, and a blood loss from about 3 litres

Bad shaves happen, and everyday you learn something new.

[Lt.Arclight]

Dude, did you shave before or after the CAR ACCIDENT?

[fpessanha]

Spike:

I have to ask... what did you do to get such a thing? Sorry to tell you but... a badger brush is made out of hair taken from the badger and NOT the badger itself! No need to thank me...

[RichZ]

Spike

Damm They probably felt sorrow for you at the college and didn't want to see what you would have done to yourself if you hadn't got it.

You know I was trying not to smart mouth because any time I did in the past I managed to hack up my face to beat the band. Oh well no shaves for a while...

[Spike J]

Karma can be such a bitch, Rich, especially if you want to shave Arnie someday. I did wonder why the boar bristle was still oinking. I actually lost less blood in both my car smashes combined than this morning.

Welcome to SRP Antares, there are such a bunch of comedians here.

[joke1176]

I came here to post a snarky comment, but I see it has been well taken care of!

[jnich67]

So did you or the university guy mention the condition of your face?

Jordan

[Roadie]

Next time try using your straight not the lawn mower when you shave!

[Silver]

Well that will teach you not to cheek me darling!

What? A girl needs to sharpen her claws somehow!!!

[Roadie]

I am now recanting my lawnmower statement. Because as of this morning I have had the worst shave of my life, thanks to A) Karma and B) The lovely cat that the woman whom I love thought was soooooo cute six months ago, assaulted my face in the middle of the night. I will not post any pictures for the sake of those younger viewers that might look over your collective shoulders.

And thanks to those two huge factors of the morning I was forced to once again pick up my mach 3 and drag that bad boy over my face. So now Im writing this cursing the razor burn that I am now dealing with and the huge gouges that Mr.Boots (I renamed him the devil this morning at 4am) left in my cheek.

So I feel for you now spike and I to can't wait untill I can shave with a straight again.

[Antares]

Originally Posted by Spike J

Welcome to SRP Antares, there are such a bunch of comedians here.

Thank you! I've already read some funny posts nad threads
Great forum!

[Spike J]

You will all be pleased to know that I had my first shave since the bloodbath today. No nicks, only a drip of blood from the mole & BBS, except a couple of patches round the scars

[Ditch Doc]

I sliced my top lip open this week trying to go in too much hurry. It bled for about an hour. Styptic pencil, tissue, vaseline, direct pressure.